Wednesday, 19 October 2011

Conde Naste Awards Speaks Volumes in a Whisper

Conde Nast Traveller recently released the results of its’ 24th annual Readers Choice Awards to find the top tourist facilities and destinations in the world. The awards are broken down into favourite country to visit, the best city on each continent, best resorts, islands and hotels. There is also has a category for readers favourite overseas city outside of the UK, in which Cape Town ranked seventh. Seventh! I was flabbergasted, dumbstruck, astounded and quite frankly insulted. Cape Town has some of the finest holiday accommodation in the world at fantastic value, with all the tourist attractions imaginable. 


When I heard the results had been released I was not in any particular rush to check them or even that anxious to see them as I just assumed the mother city would be somewhere in the top 5, beaten out by our more traditional European destinations. To be beaten by Sydney though forced me to ask serious questions about the methods by which they went about gathering this data. Evidently they ask their readers to choose their favourites based on ten criteria. This year over 28 000 readers took part; this is apparently a new record. When one considers the number of tourists that float across the sky every day, clogging up the traffic of the cities of their chosen destinations and irritating the locals by asking for directions in loud slow English, then 28000 does not seem like a particularly large amount, and the awards become seemingly inaccurate.

The key to unravelling my apparent frustration at Cape Town’s terrible placing lies in the title of the awards, The Readers Choice Awards – So who exactly is reading Conde Nast Traveller? The magazine was started by Diners Club over half a century ago with to inform its members which locations would accept their credit card. Within a few years it was accepting advertising and became a fully-fledged magazine that was soon bought by Conde Nast. It has been referred to as the Rolls Royce of magazines, which would make it’s reader, well the type of people that would drive a Rolls Royce and the first person that comes to mind is James May, who is to be honest not the type of person that would make the most of a holiday in Cape Town and therefore not the type of person that should be allowed to vote on its ranking in the worlds cities.

If you think this sounds like sour grapes you would be right, and as a life-long Cape resident grapes are something I know all about, albeit they are usually sour anyway and then pressed and put into a bottle, but grapes none the less. Funnily enough when I found out how abysmal Cape Town’s standing was a bottle of the Capes finest was exactly what I needed. I am aware that I am somewhat biased and that my affection for the Mother City may be slightly disturbing, but I really do think that the way the data was gathered does not warrant the type of brouhaha the that awards ceremony received.

The awards ceremony and the publicity that these ranking received is disturbing frankly, it was reported in CNN as well as widely talked about in online travel channels. It is phenomenal and worrying that such a tiny percentage of the tourist market can have such a massive impact on the global tourism industry. What makes this low ranking all the more difficult to stomach is that we were beaten Sydney, as if losing to those sheep loving convicts in the RWC quarter finals wasn’t bad enough they are now falsely lead to believe that they have a city which is more favoured by tourist than us. So about now you are starting to think that you have happened upon the reason for my disappointment at the awards and you would be right.                                                  

Thursday, 6 October 2011

Bond Finally Finds His Mother


Well apparently I have been a bit slow on the uptake here but just in case you haven't heard; the new James Bond novel is set in Cape Town. How awesome is this, it’s just matter of time till the new Bond movie is in Cape Town. - How Did I Miss This!!! - What city in the world wouldn’t want James Bond tearing through its streets in a Bentley Continental GT, sampling its food and wine, staying in its hotels and taking sunset helicopter tours in the skies over head? A stamp of approval from 007 is worth more than a recommendation from any travel guide or holiday accommodation critic.     
The author of the 37th Bond instalment, Jeffrey Deaver, has been visiting Cape Town for the past ten years and says he has always loved South Africa – Well who wouldn’t, honestly. He wanted to keep to the Flemming tradition of setting Bond and his antics in beautiful trendy locations, it’s a wonder Flemming never thought of this himself.
It contains all the high class attractions that Bond enjoys alongside the rugged outdoor beauty that makes for an exciting action novel. Several notable wine estates get a mention as 007 imbibes local wine as well some local dishes. Restaurants are referenced without being named and tourist attractions in and around the city make appearances. Wines that get the agents nod of approval include, Rustenberg Peter Barlow Cabernet, Graham Beck Cuvee – A personal favourite of mine so it’s nice to know I am in good company - and Cape Three Ladies. I've always liked Bond but knowing that he likes our wine makes me like him even more.  
       
Although there is nothing official it seems that there could be movie in the pipelines, parts of which will undoubtedly be filmed in the Mother City. The novel is a massive boost for Cape Town tourism and the world class image of the Mother City. A film would create priceless marketing for Cape Town. Bond films are known for their ability to stand up to the rigors of time nearly as well as the ageless hero himself. The films are watched for generations after production and are generally considered classics with only a few ever been left on the scrapheap of filmic history. This means that a Cape Town based Bond film could potentially provide decades worth of exposure for Cape Town and a serious boost to the Cape Town holiday accommodation sector.  
I personally am holding thumbs for "lights, camera, action" in Cape Town for the start of the next big Bond classic. Lets hope he leaves some gadgets behind.